- Phoebe: All this time, and not even a postcard!
- Felix Ferne: By all this time, you mean a week?
- Phoebe: Well, I missed you guys... vaguely.
- Phoebe: [about the talisman] Well, that's advanced magic.
- Ellen O'Donnell: Oh, please, don't you start.
- Phoebe: Oh, dress sense improved, personality not so much!
- Ellen O'Donnell: You can talk! Feral, magic shop weirdo.
- Felix Ferne: Ellen, wait! We are in another universe, OK? I'll prove it to you. When we crossed universes, we got magic powers.
- Ellen O'Donnell: [sarcastically] Oh, so now you're superheroes as well?
- Felix Ferne: Ready? Watch.
- [Felix attempts to create fire with his hands, but fails]
- Ellen O'Donnell: Unbelievable.
- Phoebe: [sarcastically] Interpretive dance. I'm impressed.
- Felix Ferne: [to Jake and Sam] Show them.
- [to Ellen]
- Felix Ferne: Sam can make wind.
- Phoebe: [sarcastically] Oh, even more impressive!
- Mia: Oh, wow, you're back! I didn't think I'd see you again?
- Sam Conte: Did you miss me?
- Mia: How could I, when I know there's a *me* in another universe who's blissfully happy?
- [Sam frowns]
- Mia: What? She dumped you?
- Sam Conte: Well, no. Not really... Yeah, she dumped me. But what would make you... I mean, her, happy?
- Mia: Maybe it's just a timing thing.