- Douglas Davenport: You know, Giselle, it's too bad that you couldn't see all the other brilliant things that I created outside of here. You could make a whole movie just about Marcus.
- Giselle Vickers: Marcus.
- Douglas Davenport: Yeah, my greatest invention - an advanced android with ALL of Adam, Bree and Chase's bionic abilities. Believe it or not, he was even more powerful than they are.
- Giselle Vickers: Well, where is he? I'd love to see him.
- Douglas Davenport: You can see parts of him. They're buried in a huge pile of rubble at my old lair.
- Giselle Vickers: I'm sorry. Your "lair?"
- Douglas Davenport: Well, technically it's a suburban basement, but by law you have to call it a lair if you use it to torture people.
- Douglas Davenport: Guess who I just got off the phone with. Giselle Vickers.
- Bree Davenport: What, the big Hollywood filmmaker?
- Leo Dooley: She is legendary! She made all the killer zombie trucker movies. Because of her, I can't pee at a truck stop.
- Douglas Davenport: [about Giselle's upcoming bionic hero movie] Sorry, Leo. There is no character based on you.
- Leo Dooley: What?
- Douglas Davenport: It's called "Bionic Action Hero," not "Kind-of-Bionic Sort-of-Action Hero."
- Adam Davenport: Ah, totally get where you're coming from, Troy. I'm a... big-time actor myself.
- Troy West: Really? Movies?
- Adam Davenport: Uh, school plays, but I did see a mom filming it on her phone, so it's only a matter of time before it hits theaters.
- Bree Davenport: Okay, so now who's helping out with "the cheesy movie?"
- Chase Davenport: I am not "helping." I'm critiquing his mediocre performance!
- Troy West: I just wish Chase was as open about his abilities as you are.
- Bree Davenport: Oh, don't take it personally. He's just really protective of his image.
- Troy West: He's DOES know on the fan boards they call him "the bionic fun-killer?"
- Bree Davenport: Yeah, but to be fair, most of those posts were mine.
- Chase Davenport: The walls look fake. The floor looks fake. Nothing in here looks like the real academy.
- Bree Davenport: Hm. But your complaining is very authentic.
- Bree Davenport: Troy won't even talk to me. It's so weird.
- Adam Davenport: Not really. Boys blow you off all the time.
- Giselle Vickers: You're my competition, and the first rule in business is to eliminate the competition.
- Adam Davenport: Really? I thought it was "location location location."
- Adam Davenport: [assessing Troy's ability to represent all three bionic heroes] Ah, I get it now. He's got my body, Bree's hair, but I'm not seeing the Chase. He's perfect.