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Impaled: Painfully Blunt! (2009)

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Jonathon 'The Impaler' Sharkey is a Satanic Vampire running for President of the United States. He hopes to ride the media wave from his last race for Governor of Minnesota in '06. There's ... See full summary »

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Michael Goulis ...
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Greg Gutfeld ...
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Jeffrey Thomas Hayward ...
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Jonathon 'The Impaler' Sharkey is a Satanic Vampire running for President of the United States. He hopes to ride the media wave from his last race for Governor of Minnesota in '06. There's just one problem: he ferociously desires to remedy the embarrassment of Impaler, the award-winning documentary filmed about his candidacy in the 2006 race. Eager to once again ignite the media's fire, cement his place in the glorious annals of history and set the record straight, Sharkey sets out to film another documentary that captures his vision - that vision being: "The Best Documentary Ever." Little does he know that W. Tray White, director and producer of Impaler, is behind this new production and has partnered with Richard Mullenax, Impaled: Painfully Blunt's audacious director, to turn Sharkey's precious documentary into an elaborate prank at his expense. Watch as Mullenax and his co-conspirators coax Sharkey into jumping through hoop after ridiculous hoop, pushing the "Vampire" to the edge.... Written by Richard Mullenax

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Interesting doesn't even describe it!
4 May 2014 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I have been friends with the director for many years and I remember him telling me about his plan on making a documentary of Jonathon Sharkey. I had little knowledge except from what I had seen on Director Mullenax's Youtube page of the various interviews that he had done over the years on Sharkey. But to take to the next level- to actually make a documentary would take it to the next level. Anyone who has any common sense would take one look a this guy and think he is nuts. And that would be a fair assertion.

The first time I saw the documentary I was amazed at how well the film was put together. Right from the beginning as a viewer you are drawn into the story of Sharkey who thinks he is a Vampire. I couldn't believe how he paraded around and how proud he was to show off. But what is even better is that the whole production is a total mockery of him. That is what I love about the film. The film is so well put together and there is never dull for a moment.

Kudos for making such a great film! This film is definitely a great documentary that will forever tell the story of a man who is just so out there it is unreal!


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