Tyrel Jackson Williams: Leo Dooley

Quotes 

• [opening lines] 

  Leo Dooley : Good news, guys. My mom called from the hospital and said Big D's doing much better. He's gonna make it.

  Bree Davenport : Awesome.

  Chase Davenport : Great.

  Leo Dooley : Yep. Soon he'll be back here making us all wish he was still unconscious.

• Tasha Davenport : Leo! What're you doing here?

  Leo Dooley : It's time for my 11:30 sponge bath.

• Leo Dooley : You said he was doing better. That doesn't look better.

  Tasha Davenport : Of course he's better. Look at him. He's pale, lifeless, surrounded by technology... That's the guy I married.

• Leo Dooley : [Donald lies unconscious]  Gotta say, sorry you're sick, but this is the most I've talked without you interrupting me.

• Donald Davenport : Leo, the human body was not meant to be tapped as an energy source.

  Leo Dooley : It's not meant to be bleached, plucked or tucked either, but that hasn't stopped YOU.

• Tasha Davenport : Honey, is that a grey hair?

  Leo Dooley : Could be. I thought it was obvious, but you two really stresss me out.

• Leo Dooley : [now an old man and struggling to walk]  Back in my day, places weren't so spread out.

  Tasha Davenport : Honey, your day was this morning.

• [Leo drinks a potentiel remedy] 

  Donald Davenport : D'you feel any different?

  Leo Dooley : [long pause]  Nope, but you're the ugliest nurse I have ever seen.