Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (TV Series)
Kimmy Goes Outside! (2015)
Sol Miranda: Donna Maria Nuñez
Quotes
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[first lines]
Kimmy Schmidt : Merry Christmas, sisters.
Cyndee Pokorny : [referring to the Christmas tree] Just beautiful, Sister Kimmy.
Kimmy Schmidt : Now which one of you guys have been chosen as my secret Santa?
Gretchen Chalker : We can't not tell, Sister Kimmy. Then 'twouldn't be a secret. Duh.
[all laugh]
Kimmy Schmidt , Cyndee Pokorny , Gretchen Chalker , Donna Maria Nuñez : [linking hands and singing to the tune of "O Tannenbaum"] Apocalypse, apocalypse / We caused it with our dumbness.
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Matt Lauer : Donna Maria, you were working for a company called Happy Maids? You were lured into the reverend's house. You thought this was a job.
Donna Maria Nuñez : Sí, Happy Maids.
Matt Lauer : Fifteen years living with these other women, and - and yet you still never learned to speak English.
Donna Maria Nuñez : [in Spanish] These bitches didn't learn any Spanish, so...