- Harvey Specter: Hey, honey, I'm home.
- Jessica Pearson: Did you remember to pick up the kids like I asked?
- Harvey Specter: Yep. The youngest one's turning into a real pain in the ass.
- Eric Woodall: Just because you stopped Gunderson from testifying doesn't mean I'm dropping this case.
- Harvey Specter: Then don't, and I'll come after you for malicious prosecution.
- Eric Woodall: You have no basis for that.
- Harvey Specter: You arrested my client, he was here four hours, and you have no log with an outgoing call to me, all on the basis of a fabricated terrorism claim. Now, if that's not malicious, I don't know what is.
- Eric Woodall: You say what you want. You're a dirty lawyer, and now you're on my radar.
- Harvey Specter: If I'm a dirty lawyer, then you're looking in the mirror.
- Louis Litt: I took care of everything, but it's not like Harvey to miss a meeting.
- Jessica Pearson: Thank you, Louis. I'll look into it.
- Louis Litt: You see, that's just it. I think something might be wrong with him.
- Jessica Pearson: You mean like he's a spy?
- Louis Litt: [chuckles] No, Jessica, listen. Ever since my heart attack, I've been worrying about other people's health -- and I'd ask Donna, but I don't wanna burden her with the knowledge of his mortality.
- Jessica Pearson: You don't think Donna knows Harvey can die?
- Louis Litt: Look, Jessica, I know Harvey appears to be lean and relatively fit, but coronary disease can strike even the most handsome.
- Jessica Pearson: Louis, listen to me. Harvey isn't sick, he didn't have a heart attack, and if he missed that meeting, I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation.
- Louis Litt: I'm sure you're right. I'm gonna go check my blood pressure.
- Harvey Specter: Listen to me, you son of a bitch. You pulled out a gun and threatened to shoot my guy, and I don't give a shit if you didn't mean to shoot it, because it went off.
- Louis Litt: Jesus Christ, you know, you drive like my Nana? He drives like my Nana, and she's 102.
- Harvey Specter: Relax, Louis. Ray's on it. Nobody's getting us there faster.
- Rachel Zane: I just wish there was something we could do.
- Jessica Pearson: Rachel, if this thing moves forward to trial, I will do everything in my power to win; but, there's two minutes left in the game, and our star players are on the field; so, right now, we just have to have faith.
- Rachel Zane: We?
- Jessica Pearson: We. You're going to work here, we're going to be family, and the way to get to know your family is by being with them when their loved ones are in trouble.
- Stephanie Liston: I called you when they brought your guy in. I could lose my job for that as it is.
- Donna Paulsen: You have something else a lot more important than your job, thanks to me.
- Stephanie Liston: When are you gonna stop holding that over my head?
- Donna Paulsen: In another thirty seconds if you tell me what I need to know.
- Stephanie Liston: Okay. He's got nothing, but the thing is, he wins with nothing.
- Donna Paulsen: You just said he hates dirty lawyers, and now you're saying he'll break the law?
- Stephanie Liston: He may, he may not, but he'll definitely bend the shit out of it.
- Mike Ross: Sorry about this, Harvey.
- Harvey Specter: Could have been worse.
- Mike Ross: What, you thought they had me for being a fraud?
- Harvey Specter: Well, I didn't think they had you for overdue library books. Why'd you go with them in the first place? Didn't your grandmother ever teach you not to get into cars with strangers?
- Mike Ross: I was being cooperative.
- Harvey Specter: Well, don't do that again.
- Louis Litt: This is just ridiculous. If Harold isn't broken by now, I'll shit my pants.
- Harvey Specter: If Harold's broken, then when we get there, Mike's gonna be on his way to prison.
- Louis Litt: Someone needs to get in there and hold his hand.
- Harvey Specter: Not someone. You.
- Louis Litt: Are you serious? I'm the last person in the world that Harold Gunderson wants to see right now.
- Harvey Specter: Louis, when we were associates, who did you fear most?
- Louis Litt: That's easy. My mother.
- Harvey Specter: I meant in the firm.
- Donna Paulsen: Do you know why I never batted an eye when I found out Harvey had hired a kid who didn't go to law school?
- Jessica Pearson: Because you're loyal to him.
- Donna Paulsen: Because I knew what was inside him, and I thought if he had a protege...
- Jessica Pearson: He could have hired a protege from Harvard.
- Donna Paulsen: But he wouldn't have been forced to protect him.
- Jessica Pearson: And he wouldn't have become the man he is today.
- Eric Woodall: You know, they did an experiment a few years back. Took five mice, put 'em in a cage, fed 'em just enough to survive, and you know what happened? One by one, they cornered the weakest mouse and ate him alive. You know what you're gonna be when you get to prison, Mike? The weakest mouse.
- Mike Ross: Bullshit. They have done studies, and I've read them, and that's not what happens. The only way a mouse eats one of his own is if he's been contaminated by another species.
- Eric Woodall: Yeah, you're right. It's bullshit, but you know who believed it when I told it to him, five minutes ago? Harold.
- [last lines]
- Mike Ross: I don't think you realize, but I'm... not exactly leaving.
- Harvey Specter: Sidwell. You're a client.
- Mike Ross: Which means, technically, you work for me now.
- Harvey Specter: No, I don't.
- Mike Ross: No, I don't, BOSS.
- Harvey Specter: Don't even try it.
- Mike Ross: Or "sir," whichever feels least comfortable.
- Harvey Specter: You know, since I'm working alone now, I guess that makes me Superman.
- Mike Ross: Or Aquaman, seeing as you're in over your head.
- Dana Scott: I know we got in a fight, but drinking before 10:00 a.m., is that really the answer?
- Harvey Specter: Is on Mad Men. Who's that guy think he is anyway?
- Louis Litt: What's bullshit is you thinking it's up to you who gets to represent Harold Gunderson.
- Eric Woodall: So if I walk in there right now and ask him who his attorney is, he's gonna say it's you?
- Louis Litt: Doesn't matter what he says. It's 4:07, and if you don't let me see my client, anything after this second will be inadmissible -- and I will rain down fourth amendment claims on you for the rest of your goddamn life.