- Ron White: Webster's Dictionary defines genius as 'remarkable talent or intelligence'. And this next comic... also has a dictionary.
- [laughter]
- Ron White: You may know him from his breakthrough special "I'm Not Fat, I'm Fluffy"...
- [whoops and hollers]
- Ron White: Which is kind of like me saying "I'm not high, I'm lofty".
- [laughter]
- Ron White: Please join me in welcoming Gabriel Iglesias!