Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)

Nothing Personal (2014)

Cobie Smulders: Maria Hill

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• Maria Hill : Wow. I can't believe he shot Lola.

  Phil Coulson : I can't talk about it.

• Maria Hill : You know, I never liked you, Ward, not since our first sit-down, but I never figured you for John Garrett's lapdog.

  Grant Ward : A lot of us lost respect for Fury when he picked you as his second. If he needed eye candy around, he could have at least picked Romanoff.

  Maria Hill : That's funny. I'll tell her you said that.

• Phil Coulson : If I come out, will you shoot me? 'Cause then I won't come out.

  Colonel Glenn Talbot : Hold your fire, soldiers.

  Phil Coulson : This is one of the most classified facilities on the planet, colonel. How the hell did you find it?

  Maria Hill : I told them.

• Maria Hill : Yeah, it went as expected. SHIELD implodes, and everyone wants answers. The CIA, NSA, NRO them I can handle. But Congress? Congress is like kindergarten. "Where is this Fridge?" "What was in there?" "Who or what is a man-thing?" I swear I need a cocktail and a lobotomy.

• Grant Ward : Maria Hill. I kind of hoped you went down with the Triskelion.

  Maria Hill : And I kind of hoped you weren't the duplicitous lowlife you turned out to be, but here we are.