- Leonard Hofstadter: Thanks for coming with me. It would have been a lonely six hour drive by myself.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: No problem. And I'm not angry at all that my boyfriend was in trouble and called you instead of me. I LOVE that!
- Leonard Hofstadter: Gonna be a long six hours.
- Sheldon Cooper: I feel renewed. I feel strong enough to take any new changes that come my way.
- Penny: Hey, you're back!
- Sheldon Cooper: You changed your hair. Your hair is different. I can't take this. I'm out.
- Howard Wolowitz: I just want to pop and make sure that Ma's OK.
- Raj Koothrappali: I thought Stuart was looking after her.
- Howard Wolowitz: He was, but now that her cast is off, he moved out. Honestly, I'm kid of glad. It was getting a little weird.
- Raj Koothrappali: How so?
- Howard Wolowitz: I don't know, they were... chummy.
- Raj Koothrappali: Like us?
- Howard Wolowitz: No, not like us. Creepy chummy, like you and your dog.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Anyway I talked you up to Don. He's the guy who'll be interviewing you.
- Penny: Oh, I really appreciate this. I just hope I'm not in over my head.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: You'll be fine. Just be yourself.
- Penny: I wish I felt more confident.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: I wouldn't put you up for this job if I didn't think you could handle it.
- Penny: Oh thank you, but maybe I should cancel.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: It's too late to cancel. You're going.
- Penny: But I don't know anything about pharmaceuticals.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Oh, I understand. You want something you're really good at. I know. Why don't I get you a job at the "sitting around all day wearing yoga pants" factory?
- Penny: They're comfortable.
- Sheldon Cooper: You know, Sherlock Holmes liked to use cocaine to sharpen his focus. But I'm sure those Cool Ranch Doritos do the trick.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Sheldon.
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh. Leonard. Oh. I'm so happy to see you.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Are you okay?
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh. I'm fine. Why did you come?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: What do you mean why did I come? You're my boyfriend. I haven't seen you in over a month. I just drove six hours to help you out. Don't you have anything to say besides, "Why did you come?"
- Sheldon Cooper: I do, but... I feel uncomfortable saying it out loud in front of these police officers.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Fine. Whisper it.
- Sheldon Cooper: Shotgun!
- Penny: Wanna do yoga with me?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Let me have some coffee first, so I can have the strength to tell you how much I don't want to do that.
- Penny: I don't have any experience in sales... unless you count the bikini car wash I did in high school, but you already made me take that off my resume.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: This job is a lot like being a waitress. Except instead of pushing the fish tacos because they're about to go bad, you'll be pushing our antidepressants before the FDA finds out they may cause rectal bleeding.
- Penny: They do?
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Maybe. Like our lawyers say, "The world is full of things that can cause a rectum to bleed."
- Raj Koothrappali: Thanks for giving me a ride.
- Howard Wolowitz: No problem. What happened to your car?
- Raj Koothrappali: I'm having the window tints removed. Now that I have a girlfriend, I want all the haters to see.
- Howard Wolowitz: What haters? No one pays attention to you.
- Raj Koothrappali: Wow. How's that Haterade taste, bro?
- Sheldon Cooper: Any leads on who stole my things, Officer Hernandez?
- Officer Hernandez: Not yet.
- Sheldon Cooper: You know, Sherlock Holmes once said that once you have eliminated the possible, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truth. Have you tried that?
- Officer Hernandez: No.
- Sheldon Cooper: There are hundreds of books titled Sherlock Holmes. There are no books titled Officer Hernandez.