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Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk (2014)

From TWI STUDIOS ( The fun, friendly makers of: FRANKENPIMP!, VIXEN HIGHWAY 2006: It Came From Uranus, & ACID HEAD: The Buzzard Nuts County Slaughter ), comes this reimagining /... See full summary »

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Count Orlock / The Nosferatu (archive footage)
Vivita ...
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Father Pipecock (as Trenchmouth Colitis)
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Kelly Mari ...
Ariana - Bride of Orlock
Sophia The Cat ...
Ariana's Black & White Cat
Sara Dagoda ...
Fräulein Wassermann - Mistress of Orlock
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Gustav Botz ...
Professor Sievers - Bremen Town Doctor & Burgomeister (archive footage)
Sgt. Brando ...
Bullet Dodging Pussy
Unknown Cat ...
Sofie - Ellen's Cat (archive footage)
Sandy Fluffer Dahl ...
Vatican WMD Doll
Karl Etlinger ...
Student (archive footage)
John Gottowt ...
Professor Bulwer (archive footage)
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Knock-The Real Estate Manager (archive footage)
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From TWI STUDIOS ( The fun, friendly makers of: FRANKENPIMP!, VIXEN HIGHWAY 2006: It Came From Uranus, & ACID HEAD: The Buzzard Nuts County Slaughter ), comes this reimagining /regurgitation and re-dubbing of a classic silent horror flick! Shot in mind-shattering 2D (& 36DD), featuring T&A and epic voice-over 'voom', by Ms. Ilham Otaku & Pepe Chingadero! Original 1922 star Max Schreck plays (in newly tinted archive footage, mixed, with new) Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire aristocrat & super creep, who is tearing Bremen, a new corn-hole & it's up to a 'brotha-in-a-collar' and a creole nun with a flamin' gun, to stop him, in this 'creature-feature' fang-fest! Co-Starring Canadian Scream Queen: Vivita, with new footage shot in tantalizing Watt-a-Rama & dubbed in Tex-O-Phonic Super-Sound; NOSFERATU vs. FATHER PIPECOCK & SISTER FUNK , kicks ass! ( 1:45 min. approx. , + TWI Studios' Bonus Trailers) -Directed By Tony 'Tex' Watt -Cast: Max Schreck, ... Written by Anonymous

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The bloody, gothic, erotic, neurotic vampiric love-story that couldn't stay silent. See more »


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9 March 2014 (Canada)  »

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Tex Watt's Secret Vampire Movie  »

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$2,000,000 (estimated)
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Father Pipecock's name was inspired by a pseudonym used by reggae legend: Lee 'Scratch' Perry See more »

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