Castle (TV Series)

Law & Boarder (2014)

Seamus Dever: Kevin Ryan

Quotes 

• [after arguing over who deserves to be Castle's best man, Ryan and Esposito are disappointed to learn he already asked Alexis] 

  Kevin Ryan : I didn't see that coming.

  Javier Esposito : I can't believe I gave him my pen.

  Kevin Ryan : I can't believe I shared our family's secret recipe.

  Javier Esposito : I can't believe we just got beat by a girl.

  Kevin Ryan : Let's never speak of this again.

  Javier Esposito : Speak of what?

• Kevin Ryan : The reality of it is, is that Castle is friends with famous people, like James Patterson and Stephen King.

  Javier Esposito : Who? Come on, man. You really think Castle wants one of those guys standing beside him when he ties the knot?

  Kevin Ryan : You know, maybe you're right. Castle has spent practically every day in the precinct for the past few years. Why wouldn't he ask one of us to be his best man?

  Javier Esposito : Why wouldn't he pick *me* to be his best man, is what you mean.

  Kevin Ryan : Oh, Javi, I'm the obvious choice. If you can't see it, I can't explain it to you.

• Javier Esposito : Hey, man. I've been thinking. You know, Castle likes us both too much to have to make the pick for best man, so we should make the decision for him.

  Kevin Ryan : Um... It's his wedding. How do you propose we decide for him?

  Javier Esposito : Well... one of us is gonna have to drop out. And by one of us, I mean you.

  Kevin Ryan : Me? Why should it be me?

  Javier Esposito : Because... You think Richard Castle wants you planning his bachelor party? Come on, bro.

  Kevin Ryan : Oh, Esposito, see, being a best man is a lot more than just preparing the bachelor party. I'm a family man. I represent a high moral standing.

  Javier Esposito : Oh, please.

  Kevin Ryan : And I photograph better than you.

  Javier Esposito : What?

  [warningly] 

  Javier Esposito : Let me tell you something. You're going down. And just remember that I gave you an opportunity to bow out gracefully. You hear me?

  Kevin Ryan : Okay.

  [Castle and Beckett approach] 

  Javier Esposito : [pleasantly]  Castle! Hey, buddy, how's it going?

  Richard Castle : Don't ask.

  Javier Esposito : Well, as your close friend, now I have to ask.

  Kevin Ryan : Did she beat you at "Scrabble" again?

  Richard Castle : Can we just talk about the case, please?

• Kevin Ryan : Hey, so, CSU ID'd those tracks at the scene. They were made by Michelin S12s. It's a type of off-road tire.

  Kate Beckett : Why would someone ride an off-road bike on the streets? That would just wear the tires down to nothing.

  Kevin Ryan : Unless it's the only type of bike the killer had access to. One of the main events at the games is motocross, and those are the tires they use. CSU's checking to see if any of those are a match to the track.