[observes his collection
Alexander the Great's breastplate. The Spear of Destiny. Excalibur. Is most greatest collection of all time, da? But is missing one thing. Shredder's helmet. The legendary Kuro Kabuto. If someone could obtain it for me, I maybe forget terrible past misdeed, huh?
So if I steal the helmet, you'll forgive me for my little mistake.
Little mistake? You shoot me in eyeball!
Not on purpose! Anyway, you got that new cool eye. You used to be an arms dealer, but now it's like "...