Groucho Marx: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Groucho Marx : This was on your honeymoon, a bag of garbage fell on his head?

  [housewife from The Bronx nods in agreement] 

  Groucho Marx : At least you're safe, out here in California. Housewives in California don't throw their garbage out the windows. They serve it to their husbands and call it hors d'oeuvres.