If you've got the bottle, with a little planning you can dine free-of-charge every night in London's smartest restaurants, and leave with very pricey vintage wine under your wing. Artful bill-dodgers, Terry Morris and Dick York, have acquired a taste for expensive wine. Too expensive; their palettes are becoming ever more refined, much to the bemusement of their friends. Terry has what is known as, "the mouth". Not a natural scholar; nethertheless he's the brains behind the wine scams. His rough charm and quick wit ensure he has more success with women than is morally acceptable. Dick is living proof that a university education guarantees you the pick of the best low-paid shop work; an amateur connoisseur in the field of wine - a confirmed amateur in the field of women. Rosalind Downing is a young actress from a famous acting family. She's icily unimpressed by all of Terry's usually failsafe lines, until her Aunt needs to retrieve her priceless bottle of Margaux. Professor Hermione ... Written by
Do you have the bottle?