- Alex Devine: Tastes like asshole.
- Steven French: Shut the fuck up, and eat! Lick it!
- Alex Devine: I don't like eating shit.
- Steven French: It's good shit.
- Alex Devine: No, it's not.
- Steven French: It's French shit. It's imported.
- Steven French: On the floor. Lay back. Lay back. Don't worry, I won't hurt you. Don't be scared.
- Alex Devine: Don't choke me!
- Alex Devine: Please, stop. Break. Yeah. Break, please. Dude, that really hurt when you hit me with that ring!
- Steven French: Taste the ass!
- Alex Devine: No, that really hurt when you fucking hit me with you ring!
- Steven French: Taste the ass! I won't hurt you anymore! Taste your fucking ass!
- Alex Devine: No, if he does it one more time, I won't finish the scene!
- Alex Devine: Wrong side! Fuck, wrong side! I said stop! I said stop! I fucking told you, wrong side!
- Cram Johnson: Okay, alright. This is Steven's nut, right here. Some of it that leaked out, as you guys might have seen. We're gonna make this dumb bitch lick up the rest of it.
- Cram Johnson: And just so you guys know, Steven did cum up her ass, and she did get violently punched in the head, and she didn't like it.
- Grip Johnson: Which makes us feel good.
- Grip Johnson: Anyway, uh, we still got three other scenes with chicks that are more professional. That don't fuck things up.
- Cram Johnson: But I think that Alex did get a pretty good beating.
- Grip Johnson: Yeah, she did.