The Disaster Artist (2017)
Tommy Wiseau: Henry
Quotes
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Henry : [Post-Credits scene] Hey, how are you doing?
Tommy Wiseau : Fine. Yeah, I'm fine. Why you ask?
Henry : Why are you standing against a wall?
Tommy Wiseau : Look, I just a guy leaning on a wall! No big deal!
Henry : Why you so lonely? Tell me.
Tommy Wiseau : What? I'm just standing here alone. Don't mean I'm lonely.
Henry : You need help, I see it.
Tommy Wiseau : It's not pity party, it's just party.
Henry : You go with me?
Tommy Wiseau : Go where?
Henry : To my house.
Tommy Wiseau : [pause] I'm not going anywhere with you.
Henry : You think you have long hair, you own the world? Is that the idea, huh?
Tommy Wiseau : I stop you. I stop you right there. What is this accent? It sound familiar. You from New Orleans?
Henry : Yeah, so what?
Tommy Wiseau : What part?
Henry : Chalmette.
Tommy Wiseau : I love New Orleans.
Henry : You know where Chalmette?
Tommy Wiseau : Yeah.
Henry : Okay, cool. You want a drink or something?
Tommy Wiseau : No. I'm not thirsty either. I just want to stand here.
Henry : What's your name? Tommy, right?
Tommy Wiseau : Yeah. My name's Tommy, with a capital 'Go away'.
Henry : It's okay! Have a nice one. Okay?
Tommy Wiseau : Okay.
Henry : Okay, bye.
[leaves]
Tommy Wiseau : [confused] 'Kay...
Henry : [sighs] People are very strange these days! Oh, hi Betty.
Tommy Wiseau : My god... Who are these friends Greg has?
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Henry : People are very strange these days! Oh, hi Betty.