The Disaster Artist (2017)
Seth Rogen: Sandy
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Quotes
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[from trailer]
Sandy Schklair : Action!
[Wiseau enters the scene]
Tommy Wiseau : I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit! I did not hit her. I did not.
[throws water bottle on the ground]
Tommy Wiseau : Oh, hi Mark.
[pause, then the crew applauds before Greg hugs Wiseau]
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[from trailer]
Greg Sestero , Sandy Schklair : I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi Mark.
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Sandy Schklair : Take 17, Action!
Tommy Wiseau : [Wiseau enters the scene] I hit her!
Sandy Schklair : No! Do you want to change the line?
Tommy Wiseau : Script is script. Script stay same.
Greg Sestero : You're doing great, man! We'll get there!
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[from trailer]
Sandy Schklair : Action!
[Wiseau enters the scene. He pauses, forgetting his lines again]
Tommy Wiseau : What is line?
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[from trailer]
Sandy Schklair : Why is he having sex with her bellybutton? He knows where her vagina is, right?
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[from trailer]
Sandy Schklair : Ready, and, Action!
[Wiseau opens the rooftop door and steps into the scene. He pauses for several seconds]
Tommy Wiseau : What line? What is the line?
Sandy Schklair : I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi Mark.
Tommy Wiseau : Okay.
[Wiseau returns to the rooftop exit]
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Sandy Schklair : [Watching the flower shop scene] Who doesn't recognize that guy?
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[Tommy prepares to film his sex scene, and he is walking in the set completely naked]
Tommy Wiseau : Okay, okay, we go.
Greg Sestero : Tommy, Tommy, this is not necessary.
Tommy Wiseau : No. It very necessary. I need to show my ass to sell this movie, okay?
Greg Sestero : That's not true.
Sandy Schklair : At least we have a closed set.
Tommy Wiseau : Not closed set. Open set. Life is not closed set! I want everyone to see!
[points at Greg]
Tommy Wiseau : You, especially.
Greg Sestero : W-what? Why? What?
Tommy Wiseau : Brad Pitt do this in the Legend of the Fall.
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Sandy Schklair : [Wiseau is sitting back up after acting the suicide moment]
[Whispering]
Sandy Schklair : Why is he getting back up?
[Wiseau picks up the red dres]
Sandy Schklair : Cut!
Tommy Wiseau : No, don't cut! Don't cut! Why you cut, Sandy? This is great! This real acting!
Sandy Schklair : If you're gonna writhe around with the dress, maybe do it before you shoot yourself in the head and blow your brains out.
Tommy Wiseau : I disagree!
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Sandy Schklair : Take 67, Action!
Tommy Wiseau : [Wiseau enters the scene while looking directly into the camera] I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi Mark.
Sandy Schklair : [Frustrated] What the f- where are you looking? It doesn't work when you're looking into the camera!
Tommy Wiseau : What?
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Sandy Schklair : Action!
[Wiseau doesn't walk into the scene]
Sandy Schklair : Action!
[Wiseau still doesn't enter]
Sandy Schklair : Action! Action! Action!
Tommy Wiseau : You have to say it loud, I can't hear! Say "action" so I can hear!
