Still Open All Hours (TV Series)
Episode #1.3 (2015)
Stephanie Cole: Mrs. Delphine Featherstone
Quotes
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Mrs. Delphine Featherstone : [looking out of the shop window at Nikki and Leroy kissing in Nikki's car] Is that your Leroy in the grip of some trollop?
Granville : Probably.
Mrs. Delphine Featherstone : I'm surprised you allow him that latitude doing business hours.
Granville : Oh, don't worry. He's in for a surprise. I'm putting him back on the pedals.
Mrs. Delphine Featherstone : It's amazing how long the young these days can go without breathing. You'd think their lungs were designed for misbehavior. Oh look! Look! He's managed to extract himself. He's a little flushed; she looks ready for single parenthood.
Granville : Will that be all Mrs. Featherstone?
Mrs. Delphine Featherstone : One would hope so in broad daylight.
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Mrs. Delphine Featherstone : Is it in his DNA, Granville? Are you both wired for excess?
Granville : Excess is beyond the reach of the small shopkeeper, Mrs. Featherstone. I mean, all we can aspire to is avarice.
Mrs. Delphine Featherstone : Oh, I like avarice in a man. You see, there's all this fuss about orgasm. Watching your money grow is all the excitement a body really needs.