Hey, what's the deal with those surfboards? They look legit but I've never seen you bust one out.
Maybe he's what they call a "shubee" in surfing lingo.
You mean those poseurs who only buy boards because they want to look cool?
[Meow and QT laugh
The hell I do! I'm a kahuna! And kahunas don't waste their precious time on ankle-biters! I wait for the mondo waves, the out-of-this-world swells that touch the sky! That's what my heart longs for! That thrill is all that comes close to recapturing ...