- Sherlock Holmes: [to Watson in a research lab] I need something powdery that won't kill us. Surprise me.
- Hank Prince: This has been the craziest day of my life.
- Dr. Joan Watson: Well, I'd say Barry Granger had a crazier one.
- Hank Prince: Barry was my friend. I'm devastated, but I'm also personally screwed by all this, so excuse me if I'm a little shell shocked.
- Sherlock Holmes: Would you be so kind as to explain your relationship to Dr. Granger and the work he was doing? I'm sure we'll feel awful for you momentarily.