Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
Steven Oliver: Cousin Carlo
Quotes
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Topaz : [to Grandmaster] We've located your cousin.
Grandmaster : Huh?... Oh good!...
[to Thor]
Grandmaster : You're going to love this!
[to Carlo]
Grandmaster : Hey cuz... We couldn't find you! What, have you been hiding?
Cousin Carlo : [Begging and whimpering] No!... I'm sorry!
Grandmaster : [Nodding sympathetically] Mmhmm.
[Makes hand gesture like Nazi from Schindler's List]
Grandmaster : Carlo, I pardon you.
Cousin Carlo : [Nodding with clear relief] Oh, thank you!
Grandmaster : You're officially pardoned... from life!
[Melts Carlo into bubbling blue mess and haze. The Grandmaster looks away in disgust]
Cousin Carlo : Aaauugh!
[to Thor]
Cousin Carlo : Help me!
Thor : [Watching this in wide-eyed horror] Oh... my... GOD!
Grandmaster : [Scrambling backwards] I'm stepping it. I'm stepping in it! Look! Wow!
Thor : Oh, the-the smell!
Grandmaster : What does it smell like?
Topaz : Burnt toast.