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Bloodsucking Bastards (2015)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Horror | 22 January 2015 (USA)
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An action-packed horror comedy, BLOODSUCKING BASTARDS stars Fran Kranz as Evan, a dutiful and overworked employee stuck at a soul-killing corporation with his beautiful co-worker and ... See full summary »

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Evan
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Max
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Tim
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Ted
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Amanda
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Zabeth
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Andrew
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Frank
David F. Park ...
Dave
Neil W. Garguilo ...
Mike
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Jack the Intern
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Elaine
Sean Cowhig ...
Janitor
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Sofia
Brian James O'Connell ...
Mail Room Boy
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An action-packed horror comedy, BLOODSUCKING BASTARDS stars Fran Kranz as Evan, a dutiful and overworked employee stuck at a soul-killing corporation with his beautiful co-worker and girlfriend Amanda (Emma Fitzpatrick) and his slacker best friend Tim (Joey Kern). Evans world begins to crumble when Amanda dumps him and his boss Ted (Joel Murray) hands his coveted promotion to his nemesis Max (Pedro Pascal). When his office mates start going through disturbing changes, Evan must find a way to stop the evil brewing amidst the cubicles, and rescue his workplace pals before his life and career go from dead-end... to just dead. Written by Anonymous

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Work. It sucks the life out of you.

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Comedy | Horror

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Bloodsucking Bosses  »

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The video game featuring as the office's main form of procrastination is "ZOMBEER", a first-person shooter where staying drunk is the only way to stay alive among Zombies. The game is available at Steam and PlayStation Network for Playstation 3. See more »

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Frank: [after the janitor vampire explodes as a result of Frank stabbing him in the heart] Wikipedia did not mention that.
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Not really "hilarious"..
7 February 2016 | by (India, Delhi) – See all my reviews

Meh! I didn't hate this movie but nowhere in the movie I burst out laughing or thought "wow that was a good one" when it came to dialogs or action.

And this movie really tries VERY hard to be funny and clever. I enjoyed it but in the end, the vampires are generic, action is boring, protagonist is boring and so is the main villain. I guess the only interesting characters were the side characters.. but not that much.

I liked the bloody kills, they were funny, but everything else during action was boring. Vampires themselves are the generic types you see in average vampire shows like Buffy or Angel. Nothing new going on with vampire lore, definitely nothing new going on with the office setting.

In the end, it isn't a bad movie. I wasn't bored. I just wasn't entertained enough.


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