- [having been woken in the middle of the night, Christopher Jefferies has been arrested and taken to a police station; he is bewildered at being photographed, fingerprinted and examined by a police doctor]
- Police Doctor: Small abrasion on the right forearm.
- Christopher Jefferies: What are you doing?
- Police Doctor: Looking for signs of a struggle.
- Christopher Jefferies: I struggled with my own car door whilst unpacking the shopping.
- Police Doctor: Several pinpricks on the finger-tips.
- Christopher Jefferies: Those are chilbains.
- Police Doctor: Have you ever suffered from depression? Ever had any suicidal thoughts?
- Christopher Jefferies: Not hitherto, although I dare say the chances are rising by the minute.