Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)
Yes Men (2014)
Maximiliano Hernández: Jasper Sitwell
Quotes
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Jasper Sitwell : I don't know where director Fury is. Don't be so shocked. For a quiet guy you make a lot of noise. How many favors have you called in?
Phil Coulson : Clearly not enough.
Jasper Sitwell : Something I can help you with?
[Coulson stays quiet]
Jasper Sitwell : Fine, but Fury is a high level agent who is off grid. You don't find him unless he wants to find you. You did something like that once too. Remember? I never asked you. How was Tahiti?
Phil Coulson : It sucked.
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Jasper Sitwell : You know, usually, when a friend wants a favor, they do something nice - takes me to a nice restaurant, buys me a bottle of wine.
Phil Coulson : Want to go to a movie, hold hands?
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Jasper Sitwell : I never asked you, how was Tahiti.
Phil Coulson : It sucked.
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Jasper Sitwell : [Addressing Coulson] For a quiet guy you make a lot of noise.