In a dystopian near future, single people, according to the laws of The City, are taken to The Hotel, where they are obliged to find a romantic partner in forty-five days or are transformed into beasts and sent off into The Woods.
The adventures of Gustave H, a legendary concierge at a famous hotel from the fictional Republic of Zubrowka between the first and second World Wars, and Zero Moustafa, the lobby boy who becomes his most trusted friend.
F. Murray Abraham,
A love story set in a dystopian near future where single people are arrested and transferred to a creepy hotel. There they are obliged to find a matching mate in 45 days. If they fail, they are transformed into an animal and released into the woods. Written by
The song that David and the Short-sighted woman synchronize their CD players with and dance to in the woods, is "Where The Wild Roses Grow" by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds featuring Kylie Minogue. See more »
After the heartless woman falls down from getting shot by David with a tranquilizer gun, her skirt falls open high enough to see her underwear. When David approaches her, her skirt is now covering up the underwear. See more »
Do you love her?
With all my heart
How much do you love her? On a scale of 1 to 15.
14 is a very impressive score. He loves her very much indeed. Who do you think we should kill? Who will be able to live on their own better?
You. If this woman dies, do you think you will manage on your own or will you get involved with someone else?
No. I can live alone, she cannot... I like sitting in the room. Relaxes me. Calms me. I like it a lot. I can definitely live on my own.
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This was a total waste of 2 hours of my life that I'll NEVER get back. You will be better off watching someone sit on a chair motionless for 2 hours. I cannot stress how incredibly stupid this movie is. I kept hoping that it'll get better, but instead it got progressively worse with each scene. The theme of animal ceuelty is vile. A woman kicks a dog to death and takes pleasure from it, rabbits are skinned alive, donkeys shot...only a psychopath could think of this and enjoy it. I do NOT understand those who gave this train-wreck a high rating. They must be thinking "if I give a high rating to a non-conventional movie, I'm cool." No, you're just stupid with odious taste. My dog's poop is more appealing to me to watch than this movie. Just like the protagonist, you'll want to gauge your eyes out by the end of it. I'm just gonna sit back now and wait for the Apocalypse. The human race is doomed.
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