- [last lines]
- Mona McKenzie: What is it, Mary? What's the trouble?
- Mary Hartman: Mona, I looked up "surrogate" in the dictionary. And it said, "One who, that which is substituted for another."
- Mona McKenzie: That's right.
- Mary Hartman: What are you going to do with my husband? I mean, just who are you gonna surrogate for, Mona?
- Charlie Haggers: But I hated Muriel before.
- Loretta Haggers: See, you can't stand the guilt.
- Charlie Haggers: I can stand the guilt! I can stand the guilt! I can't stand the woman!