Jozef, Makenzie, and Matt find themselves victims of a practical joke as their cat mugs become super-glued to their hands, as well as a bottle of brandy to Jozef's other hand. Jozef's arch nemesis Matt Ott takes over the airwaves revealing his diabolical plan to destroy FNW. Matt Henry gives the "Celebrity Scoop", Reuben irritates Jozef in the "Defense Corner", Smashing Pumpkins are on the show, and the FNW crew sings "Jingles Bells".
—Anonymous