Atlantis (TV Series)

Touched by the Gods: Part One (2013)

Mark Addy: Hercules

Quotes 

• Hercules : That will not come out. We're going to have to get a new table.

  Pythagoras : Perhaps we'll have to trek to Circe's cave and demand she pays for it.

  Hercules : I'm just saying. I'm very fond of this table. It has sentimental value.

  Pythagoras : You stole it.

  Hercules : Oh, a very funny story, actually. It belonged to Alcaeus. Now, he is more fond of sheep than any man I have ever met...

  [Jason and Pythagoras stare at him silently] 

  Hercules : Another time?

• Pythagoras : You must strike when the Queen is most vulnerable.

  Hercules : The latrine. Get her while she's on the latrine. Her dress is around her ankles. You sneak up on her...

  Jason : I'm not going to kill the Queen of Atlantis while she's on the latrine.

  Pythagoras : I was going to suggest killing her while she slept.

  Hercules : Suit yourself.

• Hercules : Well, I am completely out of ideas.

  Pythagoras : You've yet to have an idea.

  Hercules : What about the beards? That was mine.

  Pythagoras : Fleeing the city and growing beards is your answer to everything.

  Hercules : I still think it could work. Grow a big bushy beard. Maybe dye it ginger.

• Pythagoras : Hercules! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! WAKE UP!

  Hercules : Oh, my head. Why did you let me drink so much wine?

  Pythagoras : I didn't. It was Jason. He sedated us.

  Hercules : Why would he do that? Does he know I've been taking his money? It's not stealing, it's borrowing.

• Pythagoras : He means to face Circe alone. She's going to kill him.

  Hercules : That boy has been nothing but trouble since he arrived in Atlantis.

  Pythagoras : He's saved our lives more times than I care to remember.

  Hercules : I know.

  Pythagoras : We have to do something!

  Hercules : I know. All right. Let's all go and get killed together.