Autobots must escape sight from a bounty hunter who has taken control of the human serendipity: Unexpectedly, Optimus Prime and his remaining gang turn to a mechanic, his daughter, and her back street racing boyfriend for help.
Optimus Prime finds his dead home planet, Cybertron, in which he comes to find he was responsible for its destruction. He finds a way to bring Cybertron back to life, but in order to do so, Optimus needs to find an artifact that is on Earth.
You got a family now, they're gonna take care of you.
Look here, Sunshine, I'm in charge of this outfit. So don't expect any bedtime stories!
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I usually try and put some thought into my reviews, but I just can't for this one. I suspect that this is because the film has destroyed the majority of my brain cells. And this is not an incident contained to myself, either. The film was so toxic, so awash with stupidity, that the first four rows of people in the theater died because they had gotten too close to it. I have no proof, but I highly suspect that the projectionist has to wear a radiation suit to protect themselves whenever they handle the film reels.
As much as I want these movies to stop, I know that they never will because they somehow manage to make rivers of cash.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go jump off of a bridge.
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