Mom (TV Series)

Corned Beef and Handcuffs (2013)

French Stewart: Rudy

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Quotes 

• Rudy : But the real magic happens when we start to combine flavors. For example, take a simple cherry tomato, squirt a little aged balsamic vinegar into its fleshy center...

  Bonnie : Cherry. Squirt. Fleshy. You can't help yourself, can you?

  Rudy : It's very hard.

• Bonnie : [waiting for him when he comes in]  Hello Rudolph.

  Rudy : How'd you get in here?

  Bonnie : Oh please, who sleeps with a man and doesn't steal his spare keys?

• Rudy : So why don't you drink?

  Bonnie : I'm allergic to alcohol, any time I drink it I break out in handcuffs.

  Rudy : What a shame, I happen to have a large collection of both wine and handcuffs.

• Rudy : [on Bonnie's sobriety]  How have you not killed yourself yet?

  Bonnie : Actually I'm more of a homicide person.

  Rudy : Okay then, I won't drink either.

  [looks at his glass and the bottle] 

  Rudy : Oh who am I kidding?

  [drinks]