- Chase Davenport: If you so much as mention Space Dog to Prince Landor, I will roll up the windows on the spaceship and park you next to the sun.
- Adam Davenport: Oh, I remember that movie. It was terrible. The whole thing was blurry.
- Bree Davenport: You didn't wear your 3-D glasses.
- Adam Davenport: [still wearing his aluminum foil hat] Well, I didn't want to look stupid.
- Leo Dooley: I don't know what was more amazing - your moves or the fact your dentures didn't fall out.
- Bree Davenport: Do you really think you're gonna beat Mr. Davenport?
- Leo Dooley: Please. Once he starts sweating, he'll go blind from his hair dye.
- Adam Davenport: Space Dog isn't concerned with looks. Space Dog only protects - and occasionally eats his own vomit.
- Adam Davenport: [jailed while still in his Space Dog costume] Great. Now I'm stuck in here with a bunch of weirdos.
- Bree Davenport: Says Bree every Saturday night.
- [first lines]
- Leo Dooley: Guys, Alien Gladiators are comin' to Mission Creek!
- Adam Davenport: [gasps] I knew this day would come. Thankfully I've prepared for an alien invasion.
- [dons an aluminum foil hat]
- Adam Davenport: Chase, you hold 'em off while the rest of us who deserve to live escape!
- Leo Dooley: [seeing Donald dressed in robes] What are you doing?
- Donald Davenport: Getting ready for the Alien Gladiators Convention. I am Elder Lumina - and Elder Lumina will be victorious in the fire staff challenge.
- Leo Dooley: Look, Elder-LY Lumina, I hate to get your robe in a bunch, but, uh, that role is mine.
- Donald Davenport: [laughs] That's cute, but I've loved these movies my entire life, and winning that role will fulfill my biggest childhood dream, so...
- Leo Dooley: I think childhood dreams expire once you hit forty.