Tweedle #2: Have you considered the possibility that he didn't survive the fall?
The Red Queen: Have you considered the possibility that you're a lazy imbecile?
Tweedle #2: Is that a rhetorical question?
The Red Queen: Keep looking. He can't have just vanished.
Tweedle #2: Actually, isn't vanishing one of the things that genies can do?
The Red Queen: Shut up!
Alice: Have you ever been in a hot-air balloon?
Knave of Hearts: If I say no, do I get to stay here on the ground?
Knave of Hearts: So tell me, Edwin - have you ever eaten something that's tried to kill you before?
Edwin - Alice's Father: No, Will, I don't believe I have.
Knave of Hearts: It's sort of a Wonderland rite of passage.
Alice: Is this where you threaten him until I make a wish? You need a new trick, Jafar.
Jafar: I'll get a new trick when this one stops working.