- Narrator: And so, the brave Son Goku and his son defeated the evil Garlic Jr., with the help of Piccolo, Kami, and the greatest ally known to mankind, the...
- Krillin: [overlapping with the narrator] ... sex master and kung fu legend, Krillin!
- [Cut to Kame House. Krillin is on the phone to the Saiyan movie producer, Nappa]
- Nappa: Yeah, OK, so I'm gonna have to stop you right there. First question: Why would he summon the Dead Zone? The only thing that could defeat him?
- Krillin: OK, y'know, I wrote myself into a corner with that whole immortality thing. Pretty much regretted it immediately after.
- Nappa: Second question: and I mean no offense... why exactly were you there?
- Krillin: I do bring a certain humanistic edge to the setting.
- Nappa: And WHY did you write yourself getting peed on?
- Krillin: The better question is, how much will you pay me to get peed on?
- Nappa: You're gonna go far in this business.
- Krillin: WOO-HOO!
- Kami: Oh!
- Mr. Popo: [from outside] You okay in there, Kami?
- Kami: Mr. Popo, I believe... that Piccolo may have been slain!
- Mr. Popo: I think you'd know if he were!... You still there?
- Kami: Yes.
- Mr. Popo: Then he ain't dead, is he, drama queen?
- Kami: But you don't understand!
- Mr. Popo: Drama queen!
- Kami: I think Garlick Jr. may have...
- Mr. Popo: Drama queeeeeen!