Quotes
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Cobra Commander : Ah, look who'sssss conscious again.
Duke : You're pretty selective with those snake "S"s.
Cobra Commander : What are you, my life coach? I'd make fun of some physical detail about you, but there aren't any! You look like some Aryan foosball figure!
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Duke : Wingman, Three Kids, Buzzkill, Tight Ship, you stand accused of violence, suggestive language, and mature situations unbecoming of GI Joe. What say you?
Wingman : Look, I understand this is the first time a GI Joe killed anyone in all of recorded history. However...
Tight Ship : However, to be truthful, this is a very disorganized militia.
Buzz Kill : Yeah, what's anyone's rank? We're all just dressed like serial killers and strippers.
Three Kids : I have three kids!
Wingman : You guys are not helping. Duke, Flint, Scarlet, yes, it's true. I killed Destro and I promise not to do it again, but is it really a crime? Is Cobra not a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world? And if we never kill them, are we not basically on their side? And won't this war therefore last forever unless we finish killing Cobra or start killing ourselves?
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Cobra Commander : Say, do you mind if we ask you a few questions about real life?
Wingman : No problem.
Cobra Commander : [to Duke] Ask him.
Duke : So... what do boobies look like?
Wingman : Wait, you don't know? You guys have never seen a naked woman?
Cobra Commander : This makes me feel bad...
Wingman : Have you guys ever tasted Scotch? Does Scotch liquor exist here?
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Duke : Yo Jo-bra!
