Alice: Knave. You gave me a fright.
Knave of Hearts: Sorry, nature was calling.
Alice: Really? What did it say?
Knave of Hearts: Nothing you want to hear. Trust me.
Knave of Hearts: Nice spot. There's something wrong in the world when a rabbit has a nicer flat than you do.
Tweedle #2: It's my brother.
The Red Queen: Darling, your sibling rivalry doesn't interest me.
Tweedle #2: I fear he may have done a bad thing.
The Red Queen: Considering both of your mental limitations, I'm not sure it's something I need to worry about.