- Jules and Grayson are invited to a wedding the same day as Grayson's roller hockey game. Bobby is shocked to find out Dog Travis is a father. Tom has created an all-too-accurate model of the neighborhood.
- Welcome to COUGAR TOWN This is the episode where everyone drinks a bunch of wine.
Jules (Courteney Cox) has a thing for not saying no, such as when real estate clients want her help after the sale or when it's Girl Scout cookie time. No, this does not extend to the bedroom, much to Grayson's (Josh Hopkins) disappointment. But give the people who wanted Jules to look at swatches for their den credit: they did give her a wedding invitation. Ellie, being glad is wasn't for her because she hates weddings, told Jules it was the classic husband-wife standoff, since Grayson wasn't going to miss his roller hockey finals to go to the wedding. Jules was even less happy when he suggested she go to the wedding on her own.
JULES: You were probably one of those people who thought it was cool to go stag to your prom.
GRAYSON: Travis went stag to his prom.
JULES: Yeah, until I showed up. Then we danced the night away! It was a masquerade thing; he didn't know it was me.
Grayson couldn't understand why Jules had to go to the wedding of two people she hardly knew. She didn't even know their last names or their phone number, so Grayson did her the courtesy of declining the invitation for her. BTW, Bonnie and Jerry's last name was not Seinfeld. (JULES: Then why is that so familiar?) Naturally, Jules found a way to retrieve the invite from the mailbox and change it to a "yes." Of course, this is no surprise; Girl Scouts were following her around town ready to unload their cookies on her, just in case there was still room in her freezer containing all of the cookies she bought last year.
While Bobby (Brian Van Holt) and Andy (Ian Gomez) discovered Dog Travis had a litter of puppies...despite the fact that Dog Travis had been neutered years ago...Travis (Dan Byrd) and Laurie (Busy Philipps) stopped by Tom's (Bob Clendenin) house to see if he had any wine, only to discover Tom was into building models. In fact, he had one of the entire cul-de-sac, completely to scale and including figurines of everybody. While Travis was happy Tom gave him triceps, Laurie was not happy about all the makeup on her and was even more upset with Travis for making fun of it. The fact that Ellie's figurine was colder than everyone else was no surprise, but Tom knowing Jules had one breast larger than the other, that sort of prompted Grayson to find the hidden cameras in their house. (DOLL TOM: He won't find them!)
Jules and Grayson found a compromise. No, he could still go to his game. Since the wedding was at three and his game was an hour later, they figured they would blend into the crowd...a crowd that would have trashed the reputation of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (2012)...and Grayson would leave his jacket on a chair to make it look like he was mingling with others. The plan was perfect...until Bonnie and Jerry told them to get to the front since they were the Best Man and Matron of Honor. Grayson was not happy to be missing his roller hockey game and reflected such in his wedding toast. (Yes, he had to give a toast.) Jules, admitting defeat, said in her toast that there was nothing wrong with trying to make everyone happy, as long as you make sure you make happy the person you love the most, and that they always come first. Grayson decided to add to his toast, saying the person who went out of their way to make everyone happy has the biggest heart that he knew (GRAYSON: I'm talking of course to you, Bonnie.) and that's why he loved her so much. And Bonnie was moved to tears...until she clued herself in that Grayson really meant Jules.
Bobby begged and pleaded for Ellie (Christa Miller) to help him get visitation rights to Dog Travis' puppies, which their owner wouldn't allow. Ellie tried to go the lawyer route (even wearing heels) but to no avail. After a pep talk by the guys, who assured her she was still the nastiest, scariest person they knew, she went back to the puppies' jackass of an owner and threatened to rip the guy's balls off and shove them up his...anyway, it worked. Bobby was now owner of half of the litter. Except Bobby only wanted to play with them, not own them.
Travis apologized to Laurie, and both of them figured out they wouldn't have fought had it not been for the dolls Tom made. They went over to burn the dolls...only to find Tom playing with them and reenacting what Travis and Laurie didn't. According to the two dolls, Laurie used to do her makeup differently to stand out from all of the other kids in the foster system, and Travis wanted to see the natural beauty who was under that makeup. (even gave it a what-what!).
TRAVIS: That's what I meant to say.
Laurie understood and agreed to mix it up every now and then.
TOM: (still not aware Travis & Laurie were there) You know what else would be beautiful? Let me get this top off.
LAURIE: (ends Tom's playing) Absolutely not!
Of course, that didn't stop Tom (not surprisingly, his doll was ripped) from playing out a little thing with Jules where Grayson was injured and Jules needed someone. Somehow, Bobby's new puppies even played into it.
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