The Crazy Ones (TV Series)

The Stan Wood Account (2013)

James Wolk: Zach Cropper

Quotes 

• Zach Cropper : I used to love Mr. Finger. I dressed up as him for Halloween.

  Andrew Keanelly : Did you wear the glove year round? Did people mistake you for Michael Jackson? Did you know in your heart of hearts that you couldn't sleep at night unless you had inspected the school library for dust?

  Zach Cropper : No... You win?

• [Dusting spray spokesman Mr. Finger reenacts his old TV commercial] 

  Andrew Keanelly : His finger just gave me chills.

  Zach Cropper : Do you ever listen to yourself?

• Zach Cropper : Simon, you know how I feel about ya. I'd carry your hair in a locket if necklaces weren't weird on guys.

• Simon Roberts : Son, we have to have some accounts where it's not just about the money. The Stan Woods let you sleep at night.

  Zach Cropper : I find an orgasm helps.

  Simon Roberts : I used to throw like a fistful of downers into a blender with cough syrup and warm milk. I called it Milk of Amnesia, but then sobriety ruined all that! Now I need nonsense like loyalty and ethics to get through the night.