The Crazy Ones (TV Series)

Sydney, Australia (2013)

Amanda Setton: Lauren Slotsky

Quotes 

• Sydney Roberts : Well, I don't have to pee anymore.

  Lauren Slotsky : I always wonder where it goes when that happens.

• Sydney Roberts : Why doesn't he know that ignoring is the international sign for stop calling?

  Lauren Slotsky : But to a stalker, ignoring is a kind of foreplay. Like the smell of the leaves outside his bathroom window. Or the feel of his T-shirt you stole from his laundry room. Or the... Wait, I'm sensing your question was rhetorical, sorry.

• Sydney Roberts : I may have been a little rude to him.

  Lauren Slotsky : It was the ugliest thing I've ever seen. And I spent a summer interning with Japanese whalers.

  Simon Roberts : That's horrible.

  Lauren Slotsky : Tell me about it, none of the credits transferred.