The Crazy Ones (TV Series)

Sydney, Australia (2013)

Sarah Michelle Gellar: Sydney Roberts

Quotes 

• Sydney Roberts : Well, I don't have to pee anymore.

  Lauren Slotsky : I always wonder where it goes when that happens.

• Sydney Roberts : Why doesn't he know that ignoring is the international sign for stop calling?

  Lauren Slotsky : But to a stalker, ignoring is a kind of foreplay. Like the smell of the leaves outside his bathroom window. Or the feel of his T-shirt you stole from his laundry room. Or the... Wait, I'm sensing your question was rhetorical, sorry.

• Simon Roberts : They want us to lower our standards!

  Sydney Roberts : I once caught you drinking my nail polish remover.

  Simon Roberts : I remember.

• Sydney Roberts : I may have been a little rude to him.

  Lauren Slotsky : It was the ugliest thing I've ever seen. And I spent a summer interning with Japanese whalers.

  Simon Roberts : That's horrible.

  Lauren Slotsky : Tell me about it, none of the credits transferred.

• Simon Roberts : That's a good idea. You go there, you bump into him.

  Sydney Roberts : You want me to go crawling back to my obsessed stalker, whom I just left in tears after telling him to get out of my life forever, and ask him to sell us his song?

  Simon Roberts : That's a better idea. What I was thinking was way more demeaning.

• Sydney Roberts : I really wanna apologize for what I said. You know, sometimes my emotions get the best of me...

  Simon Roberts : It's because of how she was raised.

  Sydney Roberts : Dad!

  Simon Roberts : I take full responsibility. I married a real bitch who set a poor example.

• Sydney Roberts : Wait, what did we agree to?

  Simon Roberts : Well, Danny will give us the song for a reasonable price in exchange for you occasionally blowing him off.

  Zach Cropper : Off. Whoo! I thought that was going in another direction.