The critic reviews ads for
- Dinosaurs - pasta
- Pac-Man - pasta
- Smurfs - pasta
- Tic Tac Toe's - pasta
- McDonald's - "Runaway"
- Diet Coke - Batman Returns promo
- Toys R Us
- Count Chocula
- Sexual Harassment PSA
- Kix cereal
- The Take-Care-Of-Me Twins - dolls
- Milk PSA
- Canadian Rape PSA
- Denny's - "Tastes American"
This is the longest episode In the commercial spinoff series.