Druk as a skunk, Theresa turns up at Johnny's for wild sex, which both enjoy greatly, so she offers him no-strings sex twice a week, yet he feels abused as she keeps sending him off straight out of bed with a butt-slap and fails to answer his calls. Brian is delighted to advance on his bucket list, even if that means being vomited on and robbed by junkies. Written by
Did You Know?
On a scale of one to Dean Martin, how drunk was I last night?
Two. Two Dean Martins.