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"Castle" Get a Clue (TV Episode 2013) Poster

(TV Series)

(2013)

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Richard Castle: [Putting his hand inside the mouth of a carving in the church] Ahh! Ahhhhh!

[He suddenly stops and looks at Beckett]

Kate Beckett: Castle!

Richard Castle: I can't believe you fell for that.

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Richard Castle: Needless to say, dinner was a disaster. The real disaster is that Alexis has moved in with this guy. It's just so wrong for her.

Kate Beckett: Yeah, well, she'll figure it out. At least she's not living in squalor. That's good.

Richard Castle: No, it's not good. I was hoping for squalor. I was counting on squalor. Because Alexis cannot last in squalor. I was just hoping this whole thing would blow over; she would see Pi for the ambition-free hippie that he is. And now he's morphed into some kind of... new age crusader. It's as though he's turned being a charming man-child into a career.

Kate Beckett: [sarcastic] Now that doesn't sound familiar, does it?

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Kate Beckett: So, the FBI doesn't have any murders in their database that match this M.O.

Richard Castle: Which leaves us with my theory. Our victim was dabbling with black magic and she conjured up a demon.

Kate Beckett: Or maybe she ran afoul of some obscure religious sect, and they sacrificed her to their pagan deity.

Richard Castle: What are you doing?

Kate Beckett: Making stuff up, just like you do.

Richard Castle: Yeah, because that's my job. It's your job to follow the evidence. You're messing with the natural order of things.

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Richard Castle: [In the blacksmith shop, noticing several blades hanging from the ceiling, and pointing to each in turn] Ooh. Have it. Want it. *Need* it. Got it. Need it.

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Richard Castle: This is straight out of a slasher flick. Usually find murder victims at the end of hallways like these. I cannot believe Alexis lives here.

Martha Rodgers: Richard, Alexis and Pi have invited us to dinner. This is a big step for them, so let us not be judgmental.

Richard Castle: Fine.

Martha Rodgers: [snickers] Besides, remember that hovel you lived in in college?

Richard Castle: The only difference is I wasn't shacking up with Pi.

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Richard Castle: A posed body, mysterious Medieval symbols, and now a murderous monk. It's a real-life "Da Vinci Code".

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Javier Esposito: I just called the Franciscan Order. Turns out Benjamin Wade really is a monk.

Richard Castle: And our murderer.

Kate Beckett: Now we just need to prove it.

Javier Esposito: Wait, you guys are on the same page about this guy?

Kate Beckett: Not exactly. I think he's guilty because of his contact with the victim, the stalking, and his history of violence.

Richard Castle: I think he's guilty because of his contact with the victim, the stalking, and his role in a sinister conspiracy involving Freemasons.

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Kevin Ryan: Wade's lawyer is here. He says we need to charge his client or let him go.

Javier Esposito: We don't have enough to charge him.

Kate Beckett: Why don't we try and keep him until we do? Put Wade in with a sketch artist. Have him describe that guy that was supposedly stalking Susannah. That'll buy Castle and I enough time to tear his alibi apart. And just to cover our bases, you look into that cab that Wade described.

Kevin Ryan: Really? You want me to track down a cab off a banner ad for "Wicked".

Kate Beckett: [shrugs] Impress me.

Kevin Ryan: [to Esposito, as Beckett and Castle leave] You know, there are times I wish she'd stayed in D.C.

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Richard Castle: A clue trail to a Freemasons' secret that people would kill for? This case just keeps getting better.

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[last lines]

Alexis Castle: Do you know how I found out you'd proposed to Beckett? Over the phone with Gram, while I was in Costa Rica.

Richard Castle: This is about Beckett?

Alexis Castle: No. But I was hurt you didn't tell me.

Richard Castle: Look, I was going to tell you, but it just... it just happened.

Alexis Castle: I know it did. And... I don't know if it's a good idea, or if she's really the one, but you know what? I accept it. You know why? Because she makes you happy. The same way Pi makes me happy. All I want is the same thing I'm giving to you. Acceptance.

Richard Castle: Okay, then. I accept him.

Alexis Castle: No you don't. Because it's not about what you say, it's what's inside. I know what's there now, and I don't want Pi to feel that from you. And I don't want to feel that, either.

Richard Castle: Okay. I'll work on it. I will. Meantime, how about we go out for some makeup ice cream, okay? My treat.

Alexis Castle: No. I need time to stop being mad. And you need time to figure out a way to be okay with this. I'll see you later, dad.

[Alexis sadly, but firmly, shuts the door in her father's face]

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Richard Castle: These are the half-dimes Professor Byford just told us about. These are the very first coins to be minted by the U.S. Treasury. These are worth a fortune.

Kate Beckett: Now we have our motive for murder.

Richard Castle: Just one of these went for auction last year. $1.5 million. There's got to be a thousand of them in here. Do you have any idea what that's worth?

[Beckett gives him a look like he's an idiot]

Richard Castle: I just told you what it's worth.

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Richard Castle: Can't believe all this time, it was all just make believe.

Kate Beckett: Castle, you didn't really believe that this was gonna lead to some great Freemason treasure, did you?

Richard Castle: No, of course not. That would be foolish. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home to wallow in what is perhaps the most disappointing day of my crime solving career.

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Kate Beckett: [Entering a blacksmith shop that looks as if it was in colonial America] This is incredible. Shouldn't there be a... docent or a sweaty guy hammering metal hanging around?

Richard Castle: [In a British American accent] Hello! Is there a smithy here about? We have traveled many a mile-

[Beckett stops him]

Richard Castle: Too much?

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Richard Castle: [Thinking aloud that the name of the man on whom the game was based might be a clue] What if it's an anagram? Theodore Rose is... Heed or toes. No. Theodore Rose is... He do rooster.

[Chuckling]

Richard Castle: That's inappropriate. Okay. Dear shot oreo. No, they didn't have oreos in the 1700's.

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