Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Gin It Up! (2013)
Nick Offerman: Ron Swanson
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Quotes
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Ron Swanson : I've had the same will since I was 8 years old.
Ben Wyatt : [reading it] "Upon my death, all my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me." What are these weird symbols?
Ron Swanson : The man who kills me will know.
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Ben Wyatt : [Walks in on Ron with a crossbow] Woah, I'm pretty sure you shouldn't have a weapon at work.
Ron Swanson : Literally everything is a weapon, son. That folder, in my hands, is far deadlier than this bow in yours.
Ben Wyatt : Oh, that's... probably true.