Parks and Recreation (TV Series)

Gin It Up! (2013)

Adam Scott: Ben Wyatt

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• Ron Swanson : I've had the same will since I was 8 years old.

  Ben Wyatt : [reading it]  "Upon my death, all my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me." What are these weird symbols?

  Ron Swanson : The man who kills me will know.

• Ben Wyatt : [Walks in on Ron with a crossbow]  Woah, I'm pretty sure you shouldn't have a weapon at work.

  Ron Swanson : Literally everything is a weapon, son. That folder, in my hands, is far deadlier than this bow in yours.

  Ben Wyatt : Oh, that's... probably true.