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Season 1


Season 1, Episode 1: The Country Bears

3 February 2011
Tackles the very first theatrical movie ever based on a park attraction, 2002's fascinatingly terrible "The Country Bears."

Season 1, Episode 2: Ten Years of Disney's California Adventure

8 March 2011
Ten years after Disneyland paved a parking lot and put up Paradise (Pier), Some Jerk With A Camera examines the first decade of the evolution of Disney's California Adventure Park, and why they're doing very little to celebrate their tencennial.
Tony Goldmark ... Some Jerk With A Camera / Michael Eisner / Eisner's Assistant / Imagineer

Season 1, Episode 3: Star Tours: The Original 1987 Classic

28 May 2011
What happens when a Jerk, an Idiot and a Spazz team up to review the greatest defunct Tomorrowland thrill ride EVER? No, not that one. No, not that one either. I'm talking about the original STAR TOURS! Join Some Jerk With A Camera, The Wire of The Idiot's Lantern, and SpazzMaster on a thoroughly confounding mystical journey through a galaxy far far away, but somehow right over there somewhere.
Tony Goldmark ... Some Jerk With A Camera
Morgan Funder ... The Wire
Charlie Callahan ... Spazzmaster
Byron Nysen ... Bystander / Reenactor / I Don't Know
Kristine Slipson ... Reenactor
Barrel ... Himself (as Barrel the Goat)

Season 1, Episode 4: The Top 11 Florida Attractions Not in California, Part One

19 June 2011

Season 1, Episode 5: The Top 11 Florida Attractions Not in California, Part Two

28 June 2011
Wrapping up Central Florida with the top five attractions I Wish we had on the west coast. Featuring a guest appearance from Phil Buni of bunnyperspective.com.

Season 1, Episode 6: Captain EO Part One

12 September 2011
At long last, Some Jerk With A Camera tackles the single most bewilderingly inexplicable 3D movie Michael Jackson, George Lucas and Francis Ford Coppola EVER created for the Disney parks! Fasten your non-existent seatbelts, 1980s fans, and get ready for CAPTAIN EO to change the freakin' world!

Season 1, Episode 7: Captain EO Part Two

13 September 2011

Tony Goldmark ... Some Jerk With A Camera
Ryan Hipp ... Ryan Hipp
Garrett Snook ... Il Neige
Detroitmechworks ... Detroit
Liam Barrett ... The Cheap Arse Film Critic
Jerry Nava ... The Film Renegado
Robert Demers ... Robert Million
Suzie McGinney ... The Blockbuster Chick
Jerrica Benton ... Diamanda Hagan (as Diamanda Hagan)
Morgan Funder ... The Wire
Charlie Callahan ... Spazzmaster
Stefan Ellison ... Mr. Coat
Kristine Slipson ... Dancer
Byron Nysen ... Dancer

Season 1, Episode 8: Halloween Time at Disneyland

18 October 2011
Examines Disneyland's annual celebration (or lack thereof) of Halloween, and such seasonal makeovers as Space Mountain Ghost Galaxy and Haunted Mansion Holiday.

Season 1, Episode 9: It's a Small World Holiday: Part One

23 December 2011
They said it couldn't, wouldn't and shouldn't be done, but damned if that's ever stopped Some Jerk With A Camera before. In his season one finale, Jerk finally swallows his pride, casts his doubts into denial, and plunges headfirst into the holiday overlay of "It's A Small World," unquestionably the single most psychotically annoying ride ever devised by man or beast, and lives to tell the tale.

Season 1, Episode 10: It's a Small World Holiday: Part Two

12 January 2012
Theme park reviewer Some Jerk With A Camera and theme park ride It's A Small World Holiday continue their fight to the death on each other in part two of what is (with ever-increasing inaccuracy) being called Some Jerk's three-part holiday special!

Season 1, Episode 11: It's a Small World Holiday: Part Three

15 January 2012
The conclusion of the epic trilogy of struggle against the force of pure darkness and evil in the universe that is It's a Small World.

Season 1, Episode 12: Season One Outtakes Special Hosted by Kill Bosby!

17 February 2012
Some of the best unused footage from the first season.

Season 2


Season 2, Episode 1: Star Tours: The Adventures Continue! Part One

25 May 2012
Reviews the all-new Star Tours.
Tony Goldmark ... Some Jerk With A Camera / Professor Expert
Ryan Hipp ... The All-Being: Master of Time, Space and Dimension
Charlie Callahan ... Spazz Master
Morgan Funder ... The Wire
Garrett Snook ... Il Neige / Jimmy
Mikey Ederer ... Test Subject (as Michael Ederer)
Jerrica Benton ... Diamanda Hagan (as Diamanda Hagan)
Jared Rosenfeld ... Guy in Test Subject's Way
Brian Poncé ... The Jerknapper

Season 2, Episode 2: Star Tours: The Adventures Continue! Part Two

25 May 2012

Tony Goldmark ... Some Jerk With A Camera
Jack Shen ... Imagineers #1 and #2
Morgan Funder ... The Wire
Charlie Callahan ... Spazz Master
Ryan Hypp ... The All-Being: Master of Time, Space and Dimension
Ciaran Chatwin ... Cin Wicked
Jerrica Benton ... Diamanda Hagan (as Diamanda Hagan)
Barnyamos Danniverto ... Suicide Bomber (voice)
Joe Goldmark ... Larry the Talking Sand Granule (voice)

Season 2, Episode 3: Thirty Years of Epcot Part One: Concept and Opening

24 October 2012
Some Jerk With A Camera is back once again, with part one of a three-part retrospective on the history of one of the most frustrating experimental prototype communities of tomorrow Disney has ever tried to not really build, EPCOT! In this episode, how the idea came into being, and how death mutated the idea into something completely different.

Season 2, Episode 4: Thirty Years of EPCOT Part Two: The 1980s

24 November 2012
A retrospective on the history of Epcot (Center, that is) with a look at the initial public reaction to the park, and how the 1980s tried in vain to enhance it.

Season 2, Episode 5: Thirty Years of EPCOT Part Three: The 1990s and 2000s

29 November 2012
Some Jerk With A Camera concludes his three-part retrospective on the first thirty years of EPCOT with a look at the park's replacement attractions of the 1990s and 2000s, and its failed attempts to change its image.

Season 2, Episode 6: The Walt Disney Family Museum

1 April 2013
On April Fool's Day, Some Jerk With A Camera tries to present a thoughtful, in-depth analysis of the Disney family's most elaborate tribute to one of the 20th century's greatest cultural icons, The Walt Disney Family Museum in San Francisco.

Season 2, Episode 7: ABC Goes to Disney World!

24 May 2013
Jerk delves into the history of Disney's relationship with ABC in this introductory episode of Some Jerk With A Camera's massive retrospective of all the ABC sitcoms that went to Disney World in the mid-'90s.
Tony Goldmark ... Some Jerk With A Camera
Morgan Funder ... The Wire / Better-Way-Wanter
Charlie Callahan ... Spazz Master / Infomercial Host
Garrett Snook ... Skeptical Consumer
Jared Rosenfeld ... Satisfied Customer #1
Mikey Ederer ... Satisfied Customer #2 (as Michael Ederer)

Season 2, Episode 8: Full House Goes to Disney World!

31 May 2013
An ABC retrospective in earnest targeting Full House and its 1993 two-part season six finale, "The House Meets The Mouse," in which the Tanners have a suspiciously eventful Walt Disney World vacation.

Season 2, Episode 9: Family Matters Goes to Disney World!

30 August 2013
Some Jerk With A Camera continues his "ABC Goes To Disney World" sitcom episode review series with FAMILY MATTERS and its Urkelicious season six two-parter, "We're Going To Disney World," in which Urkel uses science-magic to turn himself into a real boy! Also, Carl is in it!

Season 2, Episode 10: Roseanne Goes to Disney World!

6 September 2013
Some Jerk With A Camera continues his "ABC Goes To Disney World" retrospective with a review of the Connor family's trip to Disney World in Roseanne's season eight episode "Disney World War II," along with the three - count 'em, THREE - surrounding episodes that set up or called back to it. It'll be Roseanne-tastic! (LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Review might not actually be Roseanne-tastic)

Season 2, Episode 11: Step by Step Goes to Disney World!

29 November 2013
Some Jerk With A Camera's review of the "We're Going To Disney World" two-part episode of Step By Step, the occasionally-remembered '90s sitcom starring Bobby from Dallas, Chrissy from Three's Company, and presumably other characters as well.

Season 2, Episode 12: Boy Meets World Meets Disney World!

6 December 2013
Some Jerk With A Camera continues his ABC/Disney World retrospective with a review of the most beloved, cherished, iconic '90s sitcom to ever be temporarily replaced by Muppets Tonight, Boy Meets World and its Disney World episode "The Happiest Show On Earth!

Season 2, Episode 13: Sabrina the Teenage Witch Goes to Disney World!

1 January 2014
Some Jerk With A Camera finally reviews the very last '90s ABC sitcom to visit Disney World, Sabrina the Teenage Witch and her season two episode/Animal Kingdom commercial, "Disneyworld!"
Steven Brown ... Leafblower Customer
Charlie Callahan ... $20 Wrangler
Morgan Funder ... Sabrina Spellman / Aunt Hilda
Tony Goldmark ... Some Jerk With A Camera
Casey Kane ... Miss Nightmare
Jerry Nava ... Mexican Tiki Bird (voice)
Garrett Snook ... French Tiki Bird (voice)

Season 2, Episode 14: ABC Goes to DisneyLAND!

28 February 2014
In this spine-tingling conclusion (at long last) to Some Jerk's seemingly-endless ABC Retrospective, Jerk "returns" to the west coast to review the relatively recent George Lopez and Modern Family Disneyland episodes.
Tony Goldmark ... Some Jerk With A Camera
Charlie Callahan ... Spazz Master (as Charles Barkley)
Morgan Funder ... The Wire / Belushi Dancer #4
Garrett Snook ... Il Neige
Zach Hurst ... Belushi Dancer #1
David Ganssle ... Belushi Dancer #2
Jared Rosenfeld ... Belushi Dancer #3
Jerry Nava ... Spanish Announcer (voice)
Joe Goldmark ... Dad (voice)
The Great Luke Ski ... the great Luke Ski (as Luke Sienkowski)

Season 2, Episode 15: GOLDMARK AFTER DARK: The Album!

13 April 2014
After leaving Disneyland forever, Some Jerk With A Camera returns to his roots as a comedy musician.
Tony Goldmark ... Some Jerk With A Camera / Himself / Stone Snake
David Ganssle ... Opinionator
Casey Kane ... Opinionator
Morgan Funder ... Opinionator
David DeGregorio ... Opinionator
Jared Rosenfeld ... Opinionator
Charlie Callahan ... Opinionator
Zach Hurst ... Opinionator
Brad Jones ... Opinionator
Kyle Kallgren ... Opinionator

'Weird Al' Yankovic ... Opinionator
Garth Webber ... Not Louis C.K.
Paul Revelli ... Magical Instrument People
Paul Olguin ... Magical Instrument People
Henry Salvia ... Magical Instrument People
Gary Potterton ... Magical Instrument People
Jack Shen ... Background Singer
Joe Goldmark ... Album Producer

Season 2, Episode 16: Season Two Outtakes Special Hosted by Kill Bosby!

24 April 2014
Dr. Killiam Lucifer Bosby Jr., Ed.D. has returned from regions beyond to deliver unto you foolish mortals all the very best alternate takes, deleted jokes, bloopers and general goofaloofs from the last two years' worth of Some Jerk With A Camera episodes!

Season 2, Episode 17: Season Two Outtakes OUTTAKES!

2 May 2014


Season 3


Season 3, Episode 1: Back to the Future: The Ride - Part I

27 March 2015
Some Jerk With A Camera starts the third season off with the first of a three part review of Back to the Future: The Ride (1991)

Season 3, Episode 2: Back to the Future: The Ride - Part II

10 April 2015

Season 3, Episode 3: Back to the Future: The Ride - Part III

24 April 2015

Season 3, Episode 4: The Simpsons Ride

8 May 2015

Charlie Callahan ... Spazzmaster

Dan Castellaneta ... Homer Simpson (archive footage)
David Ganssle ... Doggans
Tony Goldmark ... Some Jerk with a Camera

Kelsey Grammer ... Himself / Sideshow Bob (archive footage)

Matt Groening ... Himself (archive footage)

Sam Simon ... Himself (archive footage)

Season 3, Episode 5: Shrek 4D: Part 1

26 June 2015

Season 3, Episode 6: Shrek 4D: Part 2

28 August 2015

Season 3, Episode 7: Escape from Tomorrow - Part One

6 November 2015

Season 3, Episode 8: Escape from Tomorrow - Part Two

20 November 2015

Season 3, Episode 9: Escape Form Tomorrow Part 3

25 December 2015


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