- Riley: [to a sleeping Xander] Hey, hey Xander, wake up. Hey, wake up.
- Xander: What the fuck?
- Riley: You got some guy at the door, he says your three hours late to a photo shoot. He's got a taxi and he's ready to take you.
- Xander: What time is it?
- Riley: It's noon.
- Xander: This is way too early, the fuck happened?
- [sees a naked Cody next to him]
- Xander: The fuck is this? Why the fuck is cody in my bed?
- Riley: Relax, we had a threesome last night? When we came home from the club?
- Xander: Oh, thank God. Ah, okay, listen, I don't want to get up yet. Why don't you come back to bed with me?
- Riley: No, you have to go to work.
- Xander: Why doesen't Cody have to go to work?
- Riley: Because you have a guy at the door.
- Xander: Well, get him up. I wanna...
- Riley: C'mon, you guys have it so easy it amazes me. You could be slinging' drinks around like I do, but instead you get to go model some panties.
- Xander: [he inserts his finger and flicks her panties] I like your panties.
- Riley: I know you do,
- [chuckles]
- Riley: now go get ready for work. C'mon sweet cheeks.