Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)

FZZT (2013)

Chloe Bennet: Skye

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Quotes 

• Leo Fitz : Here's the new Night-Night pistol.

  [Ward tries it out] 

  Grant Ward : Sorry, Fitz. It's close, but it's just not right.

  Leo Fitz : [Quietly]  'Cause agent Coulson had no problems.

  Grant Ward : It's an ounce too heavy.

  Skye : [Sitting nearby]  An ounce? Seriously?

  Grant Ward : It's the difference between success and failure. When you're on a rooftop with a 15-mile-an-hour wind, Your target is 500 yards away...

  Leo Fitz : Yeah, but we do have a rifle.

  Grant Ward : [Looks at Fitz]  Lose the ounce.

  [Leaves] 

  Leo Fitz : Yeah, okay. On it. "Lose the ounce".

  [Imitating Ward] 

  Leo Fitz : I'm Agent Grant Ward, and I can shoot the legs off a flea from 500 yards, as long as it's not windy.

  [Skye laughs] 

  Jemma Simmons : [Jemma Enters the Lab]  So, Ward was here? Let me guess the night-night pistol again?

  Leo Fitz : Yeah, and he said it was off by an ounce.

  Jemma Simmons : Of course he did.

  [Also imitating Ward] 

  Jemma Simmons : I'm Agent Grant Ward, and I could rupture your spleen with my left pinky... blindfolded!

• Skye : Phys-Ed teacher at the local high school and varsity baseball coach and troop leader and volunteer firefighter. This guy makes Captain America look like "The Dude"

  [blank stares] 

  Skye : The Big Lebowski?

  [more blank stares] 

  Skye : Seriously?