Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)
FZZT (2013)
Clark Gregg: Phil Coulson
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Melinda May : That her medical report?
Phil Coulson : Mine, actually. Blood work finally came back. I'm perfectly normal - little heavy on the iron. But don't worry - you don't have to start calling me Iron Man.
Melinda May : Wasn't planning on it.
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Phil Coulson : [Entering the lab] What's Fitz doing out there?
Jemma Simmons : He... detected a strange energy about the body.
Phil Coulson : He's afraid of it, isn't he?
Leo Fitz : [From the other room] It's the smell!
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Melinda May : Whether it was 8 seconds or 40, you died. There's no way you can go through a trauma like that and not come out of it changed. You know how long it's taken me to...
Phil Coulson : I know.
Melinda May : The point of these things is to remind us that... There is no going back, there's only moving forward. You feel different because you *are* different.
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Phil Coulson : Any idea what could cause an effect like this?
Jemma Simmons : [Speaking in unison with Fitz] There's the soliton hypothesis.
Leo Fitz : Well, okay, judging by the horizontal...
Jemma Simmons : Perhaps nanobatteries...
Leo Fitz : ...electrical discharge could be...
Phil Coulson : [Interrupting] Time. Let's try again. Any idea what could cause an effect like this?
Jemma Simmons : Hell if I know.
Leo Fitz : Uh, no, no clue.
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Phil Coulson : I got hurt once - pretty bad. And, I died. Some say it was for only eight seconds, but I know it was for more than that. I know I wasn't here anymore. I was there.
Tony Diaz : What's it like?
Phil Coulson : It's beautiful.
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Agent Blake : [Final Scene] That's the best you could come up with, you got a bad connection?
Phil Coulson : I was pressed for time.
Agent Blake : Bold move. You know our chat wasn't exactly private.
Phil Coulson : They never are.
Agent Blake : I don't know what happened to you in New York, if you really flat-lined or that's just what they tell us when we reach level 7; but whatever did happen doesn't give you license to disobey a direct order from HQ. You keep pulling stunts like that, someone might decide to take this little dream team away from you.
Phil Coulson : I'd like to see them try.
Agent Blake : That doesn't sound like the Phil Coulson I used to know.
Phil Coulson : No, I suppose it doesn't. Get used to it.
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Jemma Simmons : [Coulson is running on the treadmill] Working up a good sweat there, sir?
Phil Coulson : I don't sweat, I glisten.
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Jemma Simmons : This is the victim's brain.
Phil Coulson : It looks like a burnt baked potato.
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Agent Blake : Coulson, nice to see you're not dead.
Phil Coulson : Did you get our analysis of the virus?
Agent Blake : We did, and SHIELD has no record of anything like it. No one does. So it's imperative it reach the sandbox without incident. In case of a pandemic, we're going to need it.
Phil Coulson : I'm aware, but don't need more orders or ultimatums. I need answers.
Agent Blake : I wish I had some for you. I'm sorry, Coulson I've been ordered to inform you that if you have infected cargo, you need to dump it.
[Coulson is silent]
Agent Blake : Do you copy me, Coulson? The orders are coming from up top.
Phil Coulson : I'm sorry bad connection. Didn't get that last part.
[Hangs up the conference call, As May walks in]
Phil Coulson : Don't even think it.
Melinda May : I don't have to. That's your job.
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Jemma Simmons : Well, you can officially tell your physical therapist that you're fit as the proverbial fiddle, especially for a man of your age.
Phil Coulson : "A man of my age?" That's something you say to an old person.