Hal Sparks: Donald Davenport

Quotes 

• Chase Davenport : This article totally misrepresents how our team works. People are gonna think that Adam is the only one who does anything.

  Adam Davenport : Oh, don't worry. I'll set the record straight and tell 'em the girl does stuff, too.

  Donald Davenport : Guys, don't worry about it. The media distorts everything. I mean, one time an article said that I was "self-absorbed."

  [laughs] 

  Donald Davenport : Look, the important thing is that you know the truth about who you are and what you do.

  Chase Davenport : [flipping to another page]  "We also spoke to Leo Dooley, the bionic team's brilliant mastermind."

  Donald Davenport : [grabs the magazine]  What? That's it. I'm calling my lawyer.