Khan is taking a bath in lots of bubbles and singing "I am sailing to Pakistan". He talks with his wife and she said they need to call a plumber and for him to hurry up she needs to take a bath. He knows they have a leak so he tells to use HIS water to take a bath and not call the "Polish" plumber that she suggested, than he lets out stomach gas in the water.
Minutes later Khan gets out of his bath and enters his dining room wearing rabbit pajamas with long ears.
Alia gets her exam results to show her family,she fails her exams. Khan wants her to go to a Muslim college. He looks up the price of colleges at the mosque but cannot find one he could afford. His mosque friends tell him to get one with a scholarship. He finds one and does not realize it until he is in the office and Alia tells him it is a Catholic college. Khan sees the picture of the Pope on the wall and a Cross. He tells his daughter to take off her Muslim head gear and he starts getting nervous.
He is trying to make her look like a Catholic which surprises her. When the man Keith interviews them Khan calls his daughter Mary and says they are Catholic. The man tells him they have no scholarships right now and only for minority religions like the Hindus and Muslims. Then all of a sudden Khan is a Muslim again. He tells Keith he is in a minority sect and makes up a name "Twaddy". He makes up stuff about his religion about carrots and standing on one leg.
There is a dinner at Khan's house for Shazia's wedding. Khan convinced the man from the Catholic college that he is a persecuted Muslim to get the scholarship and now the man is going to Khans house at night to finish the form papers for college. Khan tells the man they are a minority family and men cannot be in the same room as females. Men from the mosque are at his house fixing the plumbing.
Mrs Khan finds her husband with his friends from the mosque and Keith dancing. Khan tells Keith this is his religious dance. Mrs Khan yells at him and he has to confesses to the visitors of the party and his friends what he is up to regarding the college for Alia.
Some other thing happens after that it is very very funny.